Subject: A Talking Frog
To Our Applied Physics Students: Hoping that you won't take
offense, let me share this little ditty with you which someone sent
me. The intent is to bring a smile! Paula
And someone sent me it too. Tamila
The Frog and the Applied Physicist
An Applied Physicist was crossing a road one day when a frog
called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I`ll
turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
stay with you for one week."
The Applied Physicist took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a princess, I`ll stay with you and do ANYTHING
Again the Applied Physicist took the frog out, smiled at it and
put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I`ve told
you I`m a beautiful princess, that I`ll stay with you for
a week and do anything you want. Why won`t you kiss me?"
The Applied Physicist said, "Look I`m an Applied Physicist.
I don`t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that`s