An Applied Physicist was crossing a road one day when a frog

called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I`ll

turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his

pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me

and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will

stay with you for one week."

The Applied Physicist took the frog out of his pocket, smiled

at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me

back into a princess, I`ll stay with you and do ANYTHING

you want."

Again the Applied Physicist took the frog out, smiled at it and

put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I`ve told

you I`m a beautiful princess, that I`ll stay with you for

a week and do anything you want. Why won`t you kiss me?"

The Applied Physicist said, "Look I`m an Applied Physicist.

I don`t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that`s

cool."